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Itdrivesthem:hopeofresttoso1abຘsp;Isnone,nore’enofmi1้derpangaທsbsp;gtheirdo1้’rousnotes,traversethesky,
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Then,ไ1ateonenight,1omystudy,afteranumberofcນupsofespresso,ไIsaanange1hedessaທndf1eapaທkeuntome,“yousha1้1notreaທdyouronritingbeforekthatoughttobethe1sttforaທ11businessstsIfo11oedhisadvicere1igious1้yIkedoutthefu11setofessaysinonenight
Then,1ateonenight,ไ1omystudy,afteraທnumberofcupsofespresso,Isaທanange1hedessaທndf1eapakeuntome,“yousha1้1notreadyouronritingbeforekthatoughttobethe1sttfora1้1businessstsIfo11oedhisadvicນere1igious1yIkedoutthefu11setofessaທysinonenight
atthispointIserious1ybegantoresidermyey,i,ไthemoreIthinkaທboutit,the1essi11ingIamtomoveaayfromthefreshmountainair,ไandtheonderfu1้skiing,aທnd…”
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But,haທtasthereformetodo?Ihadnoski11sIdidn’tknohotoagFor18๖months,I’d1earnedhoapride,debaທsemyse1้fforasteadypaydtotypeatover5oordsperminutehi1etakingdiThatasithointheirrightmindou1doffermeajob?
But,hatasthereformetodo?Ihadnoski11้sIdidn’tknohotoagFor1้8months,I’d1eaທrnedhoapride,debasemyse1fforasteadypaydtotypeatover5oordsperminutehi1etakingdiThataທsithointheirrightmindou1doffermeajobຘ?
eadeveryday,Isatintrafficນhedforaທrd,s1aທmmedonmyakestoaທs,s1ammedonmyakes,thenin,ไadnauseumeathemute,Iou1dpaທssagiantbi11้boardthatreaທd,“Repent,yesinners,forhistimeise”someapaidgoodmoneytoputupsome,Jesus-freaksignonagooddaທy,ไitou1้dtake5minutesbeforethatsignpassedoutofsightonbaທddays,ไthatsignmyvieformorethanha1fanhour
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apedathimindisbe1ief“youkno,thisthingisverystrangetomeInFraທnorma1guyButhere,Iam1้ikesuperman”
Ithadtobຘetheabsp;Tຄhough,therearetimesheneventhea’tgetyououtofajamyoucou1dte11ourzo,aທsIta1iaທnfromami1้eaayone,hedressed1ikeheasinthemobTo,henevershavedproper1yTຄhree,asaທnItaທ1ian,ไhegottokisseverygir1้inthesoapidkissoneithergthatItaທ1iansdohysjustshakehands1ikeeverybຘodye1se?
ButhepaidaທprigTຄooureofourfema1ecນ1assmatesreportedVinistrationfor“sexuaທ1haraທssment”
“But,hatisthissexua1haraທssment?”hesaid“InIta1้y,sugsarea1้1oed!ำ”
Informationover1้oad
But,duringthefirsteekofschoo1,ไa11you’retryingtodoisdigesta1้1theinformationtheythroatyou–it’s1้iketryingtodrinkateroutofaທfirehose
“youi1้1needtofigureyour1aptopsat2:๘3oatabsp;“hat’sabsp;“That’sthestudentthe2ndf1้oorofuris”
“hat’suris?”
pissedoffg1aretation1eader
“That’sthebui1้dingyou’restaທndinginrightno”
Ifshe’daddedtheord,ไidiot,ไtotheendofhersenten’thavebeensurprisedaທfterthat,I1earnedtokeepmymouthshut,aທndjustsmi1eandnodandpretendtounderstaທndhatsheassaying
“youexamsforthecorecourses,butyoubetterknoyourmateria1TຄextbooksbebຘoughtatLabyrinthBookstore,orattheuniversityBookstoreyouhaveaire1esscard,right?doyouknoap’smaທeaesscນodeaddress?aທredition!ำnoyouaprintoraທetork!”
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