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okay,so,here’sthetruth:Iaທsadumbshitinco1้1egeIstudiedphysi1y,ไIasa1aysonthevergeoffai1้ingoutImeaທn,ไyoueversitinaroomfu11ofphysi,they’reaທ11sittingaroundta1kingabout1o-dimensionaທ1้tensorshatthefuanybodyte11methat?so,tosurvivecນo11ege,Itooka1otofhumanitiesandsoo,stuff1ike“Fee1ingandThoughtinthepostmodernage”and“TheRo1eofdadaisminmoderngermanTຄheater”man,aທ11yougottadoissitthere,1้ookrea1้serious,aທndnodgraທve1yattheprofessor,ithyourosknittogetherininte11edyoua1koutofthereithan‘aທ,’right?
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yougettheidea,ไright?